verification can

-2018 

-wake up feeling sick after a late night of playing video games 

-excited to play some halo 2k19 

-"xbox on" 

-... 

-"XBOX ON" 

-"Please verify that you are "annon332" by saying "Doritos™ Dew™ it right!" 

-"Doritos™ Dew™ it right" 

-"ERROR! Please drink a verification can" 

-reach into my Doritos™ Mountain Dew™ Halo 2k19™ War Chest 

-only a few cans left, needed to verify 14 times last night 

-still feeling sick from the 14 

-force it down and grumble out "mmmm that really hit the spot" 

-xbox does nothing 

-i attempt to smile 

-"Connecting to verification server" 

-... 

-"Verification complete!" 

-finally 

-boot up halo 2k19 

-finding multiplayer match... 

-"ERROR! User attempting to steal online gameplay!" 

-my mother just walked in the room 

-"Adding another user to your pass, this will be charged to your credit card. Do you accept?" 

-"NO!" 

-"Console entering lock state!" 

-"to unlock drink verification can" 

-last can 

-"WARNING, OUT OF VERIFICATION CANS, an order has been shipped and charged to your credit card" 

-drink half the can, oh god im going to be sick 

-pour the last half out the window 

-"PIRACY DETECTED! PLEASE COMPLETE THIS ADVERTISEMENT TO CONTINUE" 

-the mountain dew ad plays 

-i have to dance for it 

-feeling so sick 

-makes me sing along 

-dancing and singing 

-"mountain dew is for me and you" 

-throw up on my self 

-throw up on my tv and entertainment system 

-router shorts 

-"ERROR NO CONNECTION! XBOX SHUTTING OFF" 

-"PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN TO CONTINUE" 

-"please drink verification can to return to text content"